Valpo Memes

[LaPorteAveApostle]

ok.  big matty c inspired me to take on the whole thing:

Sloop Bryce D
We came to the ARC
My [Horizon team mascot]s and me
Around Homer Court we used to roam
Playing all night
Put up quite a fight
But now I feel so Broekhoff,
I wanna go home.

So warm up the bus out back
Whine about hometown refs
Call the commish and complain,
(Who?) Jon LeCrone,
I wanna go home,
Not this HomerDome, yeah yeah
Oh well, I feel so Broekhoff,
I wanna go home.

Doug Anderson, he got crunk
Tryna throw down a nasty dunk.
The constable had to come, take Capo away
Got thwacked in the neck
Calliste got the tech, yeah yeah,
And then off went Broekhoff, laughed all the way home.

So hoist up the banners (fail!) [says WH]
See how McCallums fret,
Call for Assistant Chief Garber to take the refs home
We don't lose at home,
(Save Loyola alone), yeah yeah
Oh well, I feel ya, Broekhoff,
your skills have been honed.

Rob Jeter, he got the fits
Tryna run his defensive sets
Shots Rowdy took ate 'em up and left 'em forlorn
They lost at home,
They'll lose when we are at home, yeah yeah
We're the worst road trip you'll ever be on.

So hats off to Bryce D, hail!
See how Crusaders cut nets,
Call Dickie V to the ARC, get on the phone,
Bryce has the throne, he's no Homer clone, yeah yeah,
Oh well, we'll miss ya, Broekhoff,
Don't ever go home!

[valpopal]

[LaPorteAveApostle]

meme yer own: http://www.easymemes.com/review/63768_wDi0WjWia6M6Bcr


mom yer own: http://www.easymemes.com/review/63770_CPO2ebkFoDOMBlC


no-look:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/63782_wQjDcI394PnmKbs


73 yer own:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/63783_QqW8AfUj4wGmTN8


weigh your own: http://www.easymemes.com/review/63784_EqwZxquAlTGntEg


come on, make yer own: http://www.easymemes.com/review/63787_n3emjPpZFOeKuIF

[LaPorteAveApostle]

well done, SMJ! :

(there i fixed it for you/him):

[LaPorteAveApostle]

hate yer own:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/64338_ta9DV35QzkGH1eM
but remember to repost.

[historyman]

hate yer own:

Now that is the definition of "evil in the hearts of men."

[SadersofthelostArc]

Anyone care to make a "Sader" meme???

[vuweathernerd]

hate yer own:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/64338_ta9DV35QzkGH1eM
but remember to repost.

love it!

[MattCarter]

[LaPorteAveApostle]

Wow.  That.  Is.  Amazing.



file under "things that would be far less funny if this were PM not AM"

[MattCarter]

Wow.  That.  Is.  Amazing.

It is very hard to stay in this thread... I'm bringing my best stuff.  If only I were a lame Butler or Detroit fan I'd seem more awesome

[valpotx]

Good lord, I forgot how much he looked like Shrek...

[Valpo89]

I think the Milwaukee guy looks like the kid in Stand By Me who wins the Blueberry Pie contest and starts the puke party.

[valpopal]

This is a photo I took at last night's game against Green Bay just before Ryan hit his 3-point shot with 1:40 left in the second half:

[LaPorteAveApostle]

cross link to the Tanner Vavra meme: http://www.valpofanzone.com/forum/index.php?topic=1199.msg24408#msg24408

tanner of yer own: http://www.easymemes.com/review/65277_moHXhFBpPsfdutC

[LaPorteAveApostle]

Bryce is a pretty good fella.

sopranize your own:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/65281_kT4PimOPOfdZL7t

SPEAKING OF MOVIES, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA: 
NAME THAT MOVIE!
#1

Cow your own: http://www.easymemes.com/review/65283_AbvG1KqJBFcKnxn

#2

brick your own:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/65284_BzbwGF2ZLb6SK24

#3 (the answer: no)

hock your own:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/65285_CD0hAdrmkvcX5Qw

#4 (apparently Russ = Will)

mary your own:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/65286_Lmiydfu8Nk4jNRf

#5 (is not really a question.  or a movie.  more of a test of your coolness quotient.)

Z your own:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/65288_4YfefdawD4uZlGA

and lastly just because we're in the bonus...

sport yer own:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/65289_ow1ILJXMvPBhdJF

[letsgovu]

#5 (is not really a question.  or a movie.  more of a test of your coolness quotient.)

Z your own:  http://www.easymemes.com/review/65288_4YfefdawD4uZlGA

did you type that with your boxing gloves on?

[HC]

The kids aren't using anymore...errr, ever! Ha

[LaPorteAveApostle]

did you type that with your boxing gloves on?

+1

[LaPorteAveApostle]

in honor of my favorite target classin' it up against Loyola today:



















come on, it's so easy it's a sla...eh nvm:http://www.easymemes.com/review/65403_0C52i4YOuUqiD1H

[HC]

Detroit only won by 12 today. I dislike Jr as much as anyone else but can't fault him taking the points here.

[historyman]

Detroit only won by 12 today. I dislike Jr as much as anyone else but can't fault him taking the points here.

19 seconds left and up by 12 points at the time (because Ray Jr dunked it, Averkamp got the chance for a lay-up). I certainly know a lot of teams who wouldn't be dunking at that time in the game.

[bbtds]

Detroit only won by 12 today. I dislike Jr as much as anyone else but can't fault him taking the points here.

19 seconds left and up by 12 points at the time (because Ray Jr dunked it, Averkamp got the chance for a lay-up). I certainly know a lot of teams who wouldn't be dunking at that time in the game.

Of course if Detroit and McCallum knew how to run clock then Valpo wouldn't have won that game at Calihan Hall.

[SadersofthelostArc]

[StlVUFan]

Detroit only won by 12 today. I dislike Jr as much as anyone else but can't fault him taking the points here.

19 seconds left and up by 12 points at the time (because Ray Jr dunked it, Averkamp got the chance for a lay-up). I certainly know a lot of teams who wouldn't be dunking at that time in the game.

Not to mention that statistically, the lead was incredibly safe.  If there was 1:15 left, it still would have been safe.

Smart teams dribble it out, since there's nothing to be gained by inflaming the other team when the game's already won, unless that's the only way you can maximize your own competitiveness (by pissing everyone else off).  From what I hear, Derrick Rose looks for any reason to bear a grudge against a team, but I never heard anyone talk about him provoking bad feelings just so he could use the backlash to inspire him to greatness.

There must be some reason why he insists on doing this kind of thing when there's nothing to be gained by it.  The only other reason I can think of is that he just loves dunking more than anything else and just can't stop himself.

If Valpo wipes his figurative ass off the court in March (by winning convincingly on the scoreboard), perhaps he will finally reflect on an opportunity to learn a hard lesson.  Of course, that means Valpo (or some other team) has to do it.